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Affair Inu — a shiba with silver hair and glowing heart-lens sunglasses
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Heart-eyes on. Shades down.
Nobody saw anything.

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Former Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a second employee, bringing his total number of affairs to 3, Reuters reports. Former Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a second employee, bringing his total number of affairs to 3, Reuters reports.
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“Former Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a second employee, bringing his total number of affairs to 3, Reuters reports.”

The headline that started it all · as circulated
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One was a rumour. Two was a pattern. Three is a ticker.

Affair Inu portrait Eyes only
for #3
Statement from the Inu

Not cheating.
Diversifying.

Some dogs hold one bag. Affair Inu holds three — and the shades never come off.

Leaked to the press

The evidence

Close-up of the left heart lens
Exhibit ALeft lens. Fully committed.
Close-up of the right heart lens
Exhibit BRight lens. Also committed. Elsewhere.
Close-up of the grin
Exhibit CThe grin of a dog with no regrets.
Discreetly

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